Exchange of messages over BBM
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(Cue in: usapang mabangong lalaki)
G1: isa ngang mabango to go. Hahaha!
: Pwede upsize??
R: Pota! Upsize ba kamo?!?!?!?! Charot
: Huy Smurfette bilis! Join the convo.....
(censored)
S: Yessss! Or gwapo yung boses
(reminisces about a guy who became a crush because he smelled good)
S: Barista 3 venti mabangong borta for Ma'am Rainbowbrite to go!
(evil laughs filling BBM)
R: Rawwwrrrr....
G1: Would you like added whipped cream with that Ma'am?
R: Screw the whipped cream I'll go for a scoop of double dutch with that!
: Nanggigigil ako! May naamoy akong mabango!
G2: Kiskis mo yan sa pader niiii
S: Miss can I have extra packs of SHUGA with that?
G2: Mabango+gwapo boses pero kamukha ni (toot)
G1: uh, cancel nalang the order.
(yada yada yada convo too long about some borta...borta ang pusod)
G2: Borta and batak!
R: (winning line of the night) Ayaw ko masyadong perfect...di niya maappreciate body ko.
(non-stop laughter)
S: Lethal combo yang may naaamoy na mabango + alak na may betsin
G1: How about tattoos? Brandon Boyd-ish
R: Add ako P500 pag may sabunot
An in-depth look into what really occurs during girl talk.
My girlfriends are insane.
I hate you! You should've include the censored ones!!!!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! TMI!!!! Plus the severity of all of the kabalastugan that transpired that night is too much! HAHAHAHAHA
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