WISHLIST

Currently nursing an injured ankle and i have

resorted to flip-flop footwear.

I miss wearing shoes! 

Heels are lovely to look at and make you feel empowered

in some sense.  Although nothing beats 

nice, easy-to-wear flats.

Currently giddy just by looking at this pair!

The ever-comfy bedroom slippers-ish with some spunk!

I bet no one will try to step on your feet when wearing these babies!

"I WISH YOU WELL"..SOMEDAY.

Ex:    Hi, how have you been?

You:  Peachy without you. (end of convo. Char!) For the longest time I was     

        consumed with rage because of how things ended.  Tormented sequential 

          replays of signs when you started feeling differently towards me.  Though 

        I may still not fully understand why, I have come to accept it.     

        We haven't talked in awhile and this may come as a surprise to you.    

        Just wanted to tell you that I know you're overwhelmingly happy and 

        that I'm happy for you. You deserve someone who treats you equally 

        loved. For a long time I couldn't understand but God has a way of 

        paving things for His plans. 

(cue in: long pause)

        Maybe we were wrong all this time about each other, maybe we were 

        each other's way of finding the one (if there's such a thing). Atleast 

        we broadened our horizons and saw the greater scheme of things. Years 

        are too long to just disregard. I learned a lot and gained a friend, one of 

        the best I might say. Whatever hurtful words I might have said was 

        brought about uncontrolled emotions. We know each other well enough 

        to call each other friends.I know or hope I can still hold your word on 

        that. We may have not been right for each other but we're right for 

        someone we deserve. Keep safe.

Ex:    ah..eh..k k..

This is purely a hypothetical convo. 

There are some things better left unsaid.

UNICORN THEORY

The infamous Unicorn. (Note: Thanks J. Fizzle for this!)

Relationships are a matter of trial and error.
More often than not we like to see the
good in people and we fall victims to our own optimism.
The well-played "good guy card" is the common trap.
Guys who will give you romance, fireworks and treat you
like a freakin' lady are just mythical creatures.
A fire breathing dragon, a flying pig,
a unicorn.
Maybe they exist. Maybe I just haven't found mine. Maybe unicorns are just rhinos that got fat. Maybe they're there all along. Maybe there are just too many maybe's.



 Eternal optimist. Perpetual pessimist.
Find a middle ground.

ORDER ME A BORTA PLEASE

Exchange of messages over BBM

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(Cue in: usapang mabangong lalaki)

G1: isa ngang mabango to go. Hahaha!

    : Pwede upsize??

R: Pota! Upsize ba kamo?!?!?!?! Charot

  : Huy Smurfette bilis! Join the convo.....

(censored)

S: Yessss! Or gwapo yung boses

(reminisces about a guy who became a crush because he smelled good)

S: Barista 3 venti mabangong borta for Ma'am Rainbowbrite to go!

(evil laughs filling BBM)

R: Rawwwrrrr....

G1: Would you like added whipped cream with that Ma'am?

R: Screw the whipped cream I'll go for a scoop of double dutch with that!

  : Nanggigigil ako! May naamoy akong mabango!

G2: Kiskis mo yan sa pader niiii 

S: Miss can I have extra packs of SHUGA with that?

G2: Mabango+gwapo boses pero kamukha ni (toot)

G1: uh, cancel nalang the order.

(yada yada yada convo too long about some borta...borta ang pusod)

G2: Borta and batak! 

R: (winning line of the night) Ayaw ko masyadong perfect...di niya maappreciate body ko.

(non-stop laughter)

S: Lethal combo yang may naaamoy  na mabango + alak na may betsin

G1: How about tattoos? Brandon Boyd-ish

R: Add ako P500 pag may sabunot

An in-depth look into what really occurs during girl talk. 

My girlfriends are insane.

COMICON-ISH HALLOWEEN 2011

Epic Opus Halloween with the gang

(L) J and P as Wonder woman and Ghost rider, (M) Mafia BFFs M and BJ got their guns confiscated, (R) Darth VadeR senses the dark force is strong with Astro(girl)boy

Ladies ready to kick some tushy!

Aaaaand for the win, B wins once again as the most unrecognizable person of the night!

Thanks stylebible.ph! Vote for sexy wonder woman Joyce in their Opus-Republiq Halloween poll!

Its definitely my favorite time of the year!

Astro(girl)boy can be checked off my crazy costume list. 

Halloween 2011 down, Halloween 2012 

better top this one!

Hope everyone had as much fun as I did!

I SMELL HALLOWEEN IN THE AIR TONIGHT, OH LORD

The Ber month season has finally arrived and

Halloween is already in my mind. Top 

the 70s mayhem of last year and go 

all ComiCon this year!

Astro....Astro cigarette.....

(Cue in: trumpet sound of radioactive sago project)

MATRONIX MANTRAS

Matronix (mat-tro-neeks):


1. wolfpack of Alcoholic Aunties made up of Rainbowbrite, Smurfette and 2 others we have no names for yet; 
2. commonly inflicted with One and Done disorder and masamang hangin syndrome;
3. tough exterior, mush interior 


Mantra (man-tra):


1.  a mystical formula of invocation or incantation (as in Hinduism)

Matronix Mantra#1

"Tried and tested, by hook or by crook, itaga mo sa bato.....gagapang din sila pabalik"

For some sick, strange twist of fate the people you least 

expect pop back in your life without the slightest 

forewarning.  Some of which have been pleasant 

surprises that came at the right time for the right reasons 

but there are just those random few that

makes you cringe and vomit a little

in your mouth. 

Ahh, the downfalls of so easily falling back into old habits.

Matronix Mantra#2

"The idea of SPAM makes me want to stay indoors all day. #spamnighttofeelalright"

When in doubt, eat SPAM. The ultimate comfort

food. Any matronix gathering would include

any of the numerous SPAM-integrated food selections

we perpetually crave for. 

The infamous SPAMuffins (note: thanks W!) SPAM-sugar are on top of the list.

  

Matronix Mantra#3

"Ayaw malamangan, ayaw magpalamang"

Never wants to play the victim role but 

always getting fooled by the good guy card.

Alas, the realization that you get what

you put up with. 

Don't settle. Don't be blinded. Don't get overexcited.