ORDER ME A BORTA PLEASE

Exchange of messages over BBM

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(Cue in: usapang mabangong lalaki)

G1: isa ngang mabango to go. Hahaha!

    : Pwede upsize??

R: Pota! Upsize ba kamo?!?!?!?! Charot

  : Huy Smurfette bilis! Join the convo.....

(censored)

S: Yessss! Or gwapo yung boses

(reminisces about a guy who became a crush because he smelled good)

S: Barista 3 venti mabangong borta for Ma'am Rainbowbrite to go!

(evil laughs filling BBM)

R: Rawwwrrrr....

G1: Would you like added whipped cream with that Ma'am?

R: Screw the whipped cream I'll go for a scoop of double dutch with that!

  : Nanggigigil ako! May naamoy akong mabango!

G2: Kiskis mo yan sa pader niiii 

S: Miss can I have extra packs of SHUGA with that?

G2: Mabango+gwapo boses pero kamukha ni (toot)

G1: uh, cancel nalang the order.

(yada yada yada convo too long about some borta...borta ang pusod)

G2: Borta and batak! 

R: (winning line of the night) Ayaw ko masyadong perfect...di niya maappreciate body ko.

(non-stop laughter)

S: Lethal combo yang may naaamoy  na mabango + alak na may betsin

G1: How about tattoos? Brandon Boyd-ish

R: Add ako P500 pag may sabunot

An in-depth look into what really occurs during girl talk. 

My girlfriends are insane.

COMICON-ISH HALLOWEEN 2011

Epic Opus Halloween with the gang

(L) J and P as Wonder woman and Ghost rider, (M) Mafia BFFs M and BJ got their guns confiscated, (R) Darth VadeR senses the dark force is strong with Astro(girl)boy

Ladies ready to kick some tushy!

Aaaaand for the win, B wins once again as the most unrecognizable person of the night!

Thanks stylebible.ph! Vote for sexy wonder woman Joyce in their Opus-Republiq Halloween poll!

Its definitely my favorite time of the year!

Astro(girl)boy can be checked off my crazy costume list. 

Halloween 2011 down, Halloween 2012 

better top this one!

Hope everyone had as much fun as I did!

I SMELL HALLOWEEN IN THE AIR TONIGHT, OH LORD

The Ber month season has finally arrived and

Halloween is already in my mind. Top 

the 70s mayhem of last year and go 

all ComiCon this year!

Astro....Astro cigarette.....

(Cue in: trumpet sound of radioactive sago project)

MATRONIX MANTRAS

Matronix (mat-tro-neeks):


1. wolfpack of Alcoholic Aunties made up of Rainbowbrite, Smurfette and 2 others we have no names for yet; 
2. commonly inflicted with One and Done disorder and masamang hangin syndrome;
3. tough exterior, mush interior 


Mantra (man-tra):


1.  a mystical formula of invocation or incantation (as in Hinduism)

Matronix Mantra#1

"Tried and tested, by hook or by crook, itaga mo sa bato.....gagapang din sila pabalik"

For some sick, strange twist of fate the people you least 

expect pop back in your life without the slightest 

forewarning.  Some of which have been pleasant 

surprises that came at the right time for the right reasons 

but there are just those random few that

makes you cringe and vomit a little

in your mouth. 

Ahh, the downfalls of so easily falling back into old habits.

Matronix Mantra#2

"The idea of SPAM makes me want to stay indoors all day. #spamnighttofeelalright"

When in doubt, eat SPAM. The ultimate comfort

food. Any matronix gathering would include

any of the numerous SPAM-integrated food selections

we perpetually crave for. 

The infamous SPAMuffins (note: thanks W!) SPAM-sugar are on top of the list.

  

Matronix Mantra#3

"Ayaw malamangan, ayaw magpalamang"

Never wants to play the victim role but 

always getting fooled by the good guy card.

Alas, the realization that you get what

you put up with. 

Don't settle. Don't be blinded. Don't get overexcited.

A TREAT FOR THE SENSES: SIX SENSES CAN DAO IN VIETNAM

I really want to be sitting on this chair this very moment!

<Source: desire to inspire>


 This is the kind of place I'd want to go to alone to.
Soul searching and inner peace.
Well,maybe my friend Blondie would be at the Villa next to mine
doing the exact same thing!




Definitely an Eat,Pray,Love kind of destination.

BIRKIN ANYONE?

<Source: Thursday and Friday>

If money was not a factor, I'd get a Hermes Birkin in every color.

But this canvas tote with Birkin designs on its exterior will do.

This bag was named after Jane Birkin, an English-born actress and singer,back in 1984. On a flight from Paris to London,she 

complained to the passenger beside her that her 

Hermes datebook needed pockets after all her papers fell to 

the floor when she pulled it out of her bag.

Apparently that passenger was Jean-Louis Dumas, the chairman of Hermes.

  

 We are all muses.

You'll never know when you might have inspired someone.

WILL I FIND MY WAY TO WARWICK AVENUE?

Someone once told me that getting hurt was like 

a stain on a white sheet. Despite it being dominantly crisp and clean

you tend to see just the stain and the damage its done. 

Wash the sheet, change it or leave the stain.

Farewell 2010.

Here's to 2011 and new beginnings.